1. Concebimos el cine como el arte de contar sin decir qué.
2. Las obras de la Nouvelle Wagen han de reducir la acción al mínimo.
3. Vivimos en tiempo real, rodamos a tiempo real.
4. El entretenimiento es un concepto burgués, nuestras obras son transgresoramente aburridas.
5. La voluptuosidad carnal del anonimato perspicaz nos empuja a prohibir los títulos de crédito.
6. El acompañamiento musical, si lo hubiere, ha de ser a capella.
7. Las películas rodadas con las siguientes cámaras: Canon IXUS 110 KIT, Toshiba CAMILEO S10 y Casio Exilim EX-H10 Rosa (la negra queda exenta) no son válidas.
8. Todos nuestros proyectos artísticos habrán de acompañarse de un soporte teórico suficientemente pretencioso.
9. Ningún animal practicará sexo en contra de su voluntad en decorados no naturales.
10. Nuestras creaciones han de ser rodadas exclusivamente en interiores o en exteriores.
11. La cámara debe sostenerse con la mano, a no ser que se tengan las manos ocupadas.
12. La duración de cada filmación será inversamente proporcional a su interés.
13. Afán de trascendencia sí, monos bailones no.
(Estas normas son solo orientativas, como la hora de la cita en la consulta del médico)
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NOUVELLE WAGEN DECALOGUE
1. We conceive the cinema as the art of telling without saying why.
2. In the Nouvelle Wagen's films action must reduce to the minimum.
3. We live in real time, we filmed in real time (more or less).
4. Entertainment is a bourgeois concept, our works are transgressors boring.
5. The carnal pleasure of anonymity circumspect ban pushes us to bonds.
6. The musical accompaniment, if any, must be a capella.
7. The films made with the following cameras: Canon IXUS 110 Kit, Toshiba CAMILEO S10 and Casio Exilim EX-H10 Rosa (the black one is exempt) are not valid.
8. All of our art projects must be accompanied by a pretentious enough theoretical support.
9. No animals have sex against their will in natural scenery.
10. Our creations have to be shot exclusively indoors or outdoors.
11. The camera should be hold with the hand, unless your hands are full.
12. The duration of each film will be inversely proportional to its interest.
13. Desire for transcendence itself, not dancing monkeys.
(These rules are only indicative, like the hour of the appointment at the doctor)
2. In the Nouvelle Wagen's films action must reduce to the minimum.
3. We live in real time, we filmed in real time (more or less).
4. Entertainment is a bourgeois concept, our works are transgressors boring.
5. The carnal pleasure of anonymity circumspect ban pushes us to bonds.
6. The musical accompaniment, if any, must be a capella.
7. The films made with the following cameras: Canon IXUS 110 Kit, Toshiba CAMILEO S10 and Casio Exilim EX-H10 Rosa (the black one is exempt) are not valid.
8. All of our art projects must be accompanied by a pretentious enough theoretical support.
9. No animals have sex against their will in natural scenery.
10. Our creations have to be shot exclusively indoors or outdoors.
11. The camera should be hold with the hand, unless your hands are full.
12. The duration of each film will be inversely proportional to its interest.
13. Desire for transcendence itself, not dancing monkeys.
(These rules are only indicative, like the hour of the appointment at the doctor)
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